LL Cool J slides further and further away from relevance with his latest move, to appear on Governor Sarah Palin’s Fox News show, Real American Stories. It’s about “real americans”, not those evil freedom hating socialists that are getting themselves sick all the time. The show will replace On The Record With Greta Van Susteren, whom will apparently have to find a new place to show off her Billy Idol sneer.  Can we finally agree as a culture that Canibus ate him? Maybe next LL can go do The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, and then cut a record with Solar. [Source: HP]