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Violent J of Insane Clown Posse recently released a statement to give us insight into his mindless ramblings thoughts on the comical deep ICP video for the track “Miracles”.The statement can be found in the “Hatchet Harold”, the only leading news provider for all things Psychopathic Records.Violent J’s statement is as follows:

I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn’t wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer

P.S. -We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

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5 Responses to "Insane Clown Posse Try To Explain Why "Miracles" Isn't Wack As Fuck."
  • denizen says:

    This is so sad.

    I can’t believe people this stupid have more money than me.

  • Suhnoon says:

    5 more minutes of laughter…

    This is so sad.

    I can’t believe people this stupid have more money than me.

  • So So Amazing says:

    Good explanation of the song but they fuckin failed with that video. Seriously.

  • Thnik says:

    Really? If we don’t like your song, we don’t have any imagination? Without those scientists figuring out how magnets work, you wouldn’t have the equipment to record, mix, and produce your wack ass song about ignorance to spread your stupidity to the masses.

    “Oh no, Darwin explained why giraffes have long necks, and why they are yellow with brown spots. I guess all of my ability to imagine what other animals might evolve into is going to be crippled”

    I hope their children rebel and get degrees or something.

  • Future Nate says:

    Their kids look just like … them. It’s not a miracle. It’s genetics.

  • Comments (5)

    denizen

    April 26th, 2010 at 6:59 pm