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12 September, 2012@8:59 pm
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The New York Post reports that former drug-dealer / gangster rapper Jay-Z and scantily clad, “bootiliscious” R&B singer Beyonce will host a fundraiser for Foreign-Born-Muslim-Terrorist-Socialist-Homosexual-Loving-Job-Hating-Anti-Christ, President Barack Obama.


Jokes aside, the event will happen Sept. 18th at Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in NYC. Limited to 100 guests, the event will cost $40,000 per ticket. The presidential election will take place on November 6th.

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1 Responses to "Jay-Z & Beyonce Holding Obama Fundraiser"
  • MrJayeye says:

    I was going to say you forgot “Anti-Christ” but I see it now, lolz.

  • Comments (1)

    MrJayeye

    September 12th, 2012 at 9:22 pm