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It was a disturbing and frightful sight last Friday night, when Police arrived at the scene of the gruesome slaying of Fennius West, on the corner of 4th and Broadway. Found fleeing from the scene were suspects Christopher Ried and Christopher Martin, more commonly known as the rap duo, Kid ‘n Play. Police eventually caught up to them, and arrested them with charges of suspiscion. The two await their trial, currently scheduled for July 17th.

While handcuffed, and walking away from the scene, Kid shouted “It wasn’t us, it was Full Force!!” Police say that they had no idea what he was talking about.

Currently the two are seeking legal advice from a team of very expensive lawyers out of Los Angeles. Now faced with the dilemna of how they are going to pay for their legal fees, the group announced in a press release on Sunday morning, that they were going to “…throw the fattest party of the year!” According to Kid, the party was “all Play’s idea”, and will help them raise money to pay their lawyers off. The upcoming “Murdergram Jammie Jam”, will take place next Saturday, and will include a live performance of the group’s hit single, “Ain’t Gonna Hurt Nobody”.

Meanwhile, Kid faces another dilemna, whether or not his girlfriend, Tisha Campbell, will still love him after this “whole mess” that he “wouldn’t even be in if it wasn’t for Play and his schemes.” Hopefully, everything will work out for the best in both situations.

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