Funnier in concept than in execution, Thirstin Howl III tries his best to match the hilarity of Notorious B.I.G.’s classic B-side, “Dreams of F*ckin’ an R&B B*tch” on “Dreams Of Fucking A Cartoon Bitch”, but frankly, the execution falls far beneath B.I.G.’s original simplicity. Plus, his X-rated perversions just ain’t that funny as Howl describes how he’ll violate all your Saturday morning favorites. “Mr. Mojon (Mr. Shit)” left me similarly bored – but maybe that’s because I don’t speak Spanish (which the majority of the song is in). The production is just so incredibly boring that I was praying for the 3 minutes to finish so I could fine something else to wash away the bad taste this 12″ left. - O-Dub

I actually liked “Dreams The Third” (as I’ve dubbed it for on-air announcements). It’s much better than Ras Kass’s feeble attempt at a remake on “Dreams Too” (over that awful 702 beat). I like Thirsty Greedy’s version, with the dark pianos and slowed down Kool G Rap / Jay-Z vocal samples. I also thought his rhymes were pretty funny (“little mermaid, her bra made of shells / I know the p*ssy good, but I don’t trust the smell!” “Mr Mojon” is forgettable tho, again if you don’t speak Spanish. – Pizzo