A.dog and Nastee take a coffee break to discuss 2012 and everyone’s obsession with doomsday. This leads to all sorts of imagery as Nastee and A.dog come to some conclusions about the date that everybody is expecting the world to end. We also get introduced to Strawman, the fiction that represents you on your license and other government documents. Strawman has decided to make moves instead of being a corporate slave so this episode has him running around being rebellious and doin’ what he want. He goes head up with the police, vampires and reptilians as he readies himself for the countdown to Armageddon. Strawman is representative of your status in Amerikkkan law. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR STRAWMAN! It is your duty to overthrow the government when it gets out of control and the Strawman is your tool! Sean Price makes a cameo in a 4word PSA at the end of the episode.