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Is this karma coming full circle? In 2009, Suge Knight slapped gangster rapper Kanye West with a lawsuit for performing at The Shore Club in Miami in 2005; an event that found Suge Knight shot in the thigh, and robbed for for a $135,000 diamond earring. In the suit, Suge also includes in the damages “the cost of a private plane to transport him from Florida back to Los Angeles.” Because, you know, surely Kanye’s hardcore lyrics about not graduating college and buying Louis Vuitton shoes are what caused the shooting, not Suge’s 20 year history of being the music industry’s biggest gangster.

The femur-capped, Yukmouth chain-snatching, tax evading, toothless terrorist Suge Knight was meant to appear in Florida this past week for the case, but instead was caught in a car accident, the very same fate bestowed upon Kanye at the start of his career! This is like an episode of Lost!

“He was in a pretty serious car accident,” Suge’s lawyer Marc Brumer explained to the Miami New Times. “He lost a couple of teeth, he’s in pain, and he can’t speak.”

What. The. Fuck. [Source: MNT]

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